Avant Stupid, by capt beard

Avant Stupid

by capt beard

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quasiotter this is a weird toy Favorite track: Swing Sets.

misterimp This needs to be a genre and there needs to be a radio station playing it Favorite track: Hyperloop.

gub_jub This album has such a fun, goofy energy that brings me a smile everytime I listen to it Favorite track: Kettle Clap.

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Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

+ a 15 minute bonus album of COOL yet scrapped music (if you pay $5 or more) (i'll send you the dl code personally through email or DM me)

+ alternate art by brainfoam
+ alternate art by mushbuh

+ a remix of "Sand Shoes" by WFD

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1.	Intro (hey what's up) 01:32	buy track
2.	Swing Sets 03:59	buy track
3.	Kettle Clap 01:38	buy track
4.	Hyperloop 02:28	buy track
5.	Kiss Zone 02:45	buy track
6.	Going Up? 03:29	buy track
7.	Sand Shoes 02:33	buy track
8.	Where The Moss Grows... 01:04	buy track
9.	I've Been Sinking 02:36	buy track
10.	Small Home, Big Roof 02:46	buy track
11.	Woodcreak Village 02:07	buy track
12.	Outro (alright bye) 02:07	buy track

about

Woah!! Two years in the making, weird guy ~ capt beard ~ is finally out with his first full-length project, Avant Stupid. Prepare to be infected with powerful grooves handcrafted by the beardman himself. This is an album that will move your body, and maybe your heart too.

Now here's some words:

"hey guys it's me capt beard! please buy my album. the past two years of my life have been pretty iffy and terrible at times, but i'm reaching a huge turning point now. i'm going to college! i've fallen in love! and i'm on a new musical plane. my album has nothing to do with the good times coming up.

avant stupid is an album documenting my emotional and musical path throughout the last two years. it starts out all happy and bombastic but eventually descends into melancholy, sadness, loneliness, and other iffy emotions. but it resolves into a positive hope for the future. i guess my next album could be a postcard from that good future saying, hey, i'm doin well, and i'm happy. and i'm a forbes millionaire from avant stupid sales

anyways, thank you!"

~beard

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credits

released August 4, 2017

gyms mastered tracks 2 and 7 (twitter.com/_gyms_)
tothejazz made the main album art
brainfoam made the alternate album art (twitter.com/brainfoam_)
victor grand played violin on track 10 (soundcloud.com/thesteel107)
WFD made an awesome bonus track (soundcloud.com/wfd2014)

special thanks to:
- all of my broys for helping me grow as a person and musician. you're my best friends
- my youngest sister for drawing the avant stupid monster
- malcolm, for preventing me from suffering from lonely poisoning, also a best friend
- DESKPOP for supporting me a ton, esp braz thankyou
- DimWiddy, for saying "avant stupid" long ago. it sounded so cool to me it became the album title
- razerek, for inspiring track 8
- you, the listener. the last few seconds on the album are just for you

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